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Kitty Cornered
How Frannie and Five Other Incorrigible Cats Seized Control of
Our House and Made
It Their Home


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Enslaved
by Ducks

How One Man
Went from Head
of the Household
to Bottom of the
Pecking Order


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Fowl Weather
How Thirty-Nine Animals and a
Sock Monkey
Took Over My Life

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Kitty comrades, are you having problems dealing with those people who think they own the place? Don’t ask just one fellow cat for advice. Ask the six cats that star in Bob Tarte’s book, Kitty Cornered. Let Frannie, Agnes, Moobie, Maynard, Tina, and Lucy bat around your question and chew on it a while. The cat who sinks its claws deepest into the subject will cough up an answer.

LucyQ: Im a dog person, but I love ALL animals. I wish there were more lap cats. That's not really a question, is it? – Ellie S. Grossman

Lucy: Speaking from my personal experience, I find that there are very few laps worthy of my magnificent presence.

MoobieQ: What is the best way make the humans let me outside? Besides tripping them when they walk out the door? – Queso

Moobie: Tangle yourself so thoroughly in their feet that they can’t go outside without you.

TinaQ: What's down the back staircase where I'm not allowed to go?  – Bunny

Tina: It has to be the best thing ever, so spend your every waking moment trying to get down there.

FrannieQ: Why are black cats associated with Friday the 13th? Note: dogs are not associated with any bad days. ‪Dogs rule! – Yellodoggie

Frannie: The dog days of summer. Dog Day Afternoon. Wonderful times associated with dogs.

AgnesQ: My person wants to train me to use the ceramic toilet thingy in the bathroom. Is that really a good idea? – Rusty in Raleigh

Agnes: Don't listen to creatures who lack the sense to chase squirrels up a tree or use a litter box.

MaynardQ: Why must cats stand on people when they're busy but refuse to socialize when they have free time? – Tiff in Seattle

Maynard: Why must people be awake and moving around at all hours of the day?

MoobieQ: Is it acceptable to wear a harness and leash in the backyard? – Peggoty

Moobie: It's okay for the cat, but a bit too Fifty Shades if you're talking about your person.

 

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