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Kitty Cornered
How Frannie and Five Other Incorrigible Cats Seized Control of
Our House and Made
It Their Home


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Enslaved
by Ducks

How One Man
Went from Head
of the Household
to Bottom of the
Pecking Order


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Fowl Weather
How Thirty-Nine Animals and a
Sock Monkey
Took Over My Life

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Kitty comrades, are you having problems dealing with those people who think they own the place? Don’t ask just one fellow cat for advice. Ask the six cats that star in Bob Tarte’s book, Kitty Cornered. Let Frannie, Agnes, Moobie, Maynard, Tina, and Lucy bat around your question and chew on it a while. The cat who sinks its claws deepest into the subject will cough up an answer.

FrannieQ: My human sings to me. I hates it. I claw her in the face, but she still sings. How can I make it stop? – Mouse in Ohio

Frannie: Are you a real mousie? Come real close and I'll sing a special song. You'll never want to claw your human again.

TinaQ: When I wag my tail it means I'm happy. When cats wag their tails it means they're mad. Why are cats so contrary?. – Yelodoggie

Tina: When I wag my tail, it means I’m about to leap on top of the shelf and chew on my person’s camera.

AgnesQ: Who is your favorite human and why?  – Tiff in Seattle

Agnes: The human that locks Maynard and Tina in the upstairs bedroom for the morning.

LucyQ: I would like to know how to rid his palace of the three cats who have infested it. – Tiggy, aka Emperor Tigerius

Lucy: What? Emperor Tigerius, you say? Another cat claims to be a monarch? You and all yours are upstart usurpers. Be gone!

MaynardQ: Have you ever tried to sniff a duck's beak? They will bite and twist your snout right off! – Tifotter

Maynard: I don't associate with creatures that lack the appropriate appendages to pet me.

MoobieQ: Why do I eat grass even though I'm destined to puke for hours after?. – Jabberwalkie Kittie

Moobie: If cats had any sense of consequence, we would never have any fun in life.

 

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