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Kitty Cornered
How Frannie and Five Other Incorrigible Cats Seized Control of
Our House and Made
It Their Home


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Enslaved
by Ducks

How One Man
Went from Head
of the Household
to Bottom of the
Pecking Order


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Fowl Weather
How Thirty-Nine Animals and a
Sock Monkey
Took Over My Life

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Kitty comrades, are you having problems dealing with those people who think they own the place? Don’t ask just one fellow cat for advice. Ask the six cats that star in Bob Tarte’s book, Kitty Cornered. Let Frannie, Agnes, Moobie, Maynard, Tina, and Lucy bat around your question and chew on it a while. The cat who sinks its claws deepest into the subject will cough up an answer.

TinaQ: My person says I'm overweight. Do you think that's even possible? – Junebug in Ohio

Tina: Cats require padding for activities like falling from knickknack shelves or sleeping on top of an iPod.

AgnesQ: Why don't I have control of the back door since I haves control of everything else in the house. – Gatsby

Agnes: Bah! What kind of a tomcat doesn't know how to make his people give him anything he wants?

LucyQ: Who decides which one of you gets the best perch? Is there a "pecking order"? Which cat needs the most cuddles and why?  – Rocky

Lucy: I decided that I sit in the throne. There is no pecking order. There is the queen and her subjects.

MaynardQ: What is the most scientifically accurate calculation to translate human years to cat years? – GBaxterCrumbley

Maynard: Actual time x number of tuna cans purchased per year.

MoobieQ: Is is wrong to wake my person up at 4:30 am to eat, I am starving by then and can't wait anymore? – Bombay Cat, Las Vegas

Moobie: It’s only wrong if you don’t wake them so thoroughly that they aren’t troubled by sleep again that AM.

TinaQ: Is it true that cats have nine lives? Just wonderin' cuz I've been counting. – Yelodoggie

Tina: Is it true that dogs have nine brain cells? That’s obviously where this question came from.

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If you’re a cat with a lifestyle problem, submit your question to the email address below. If one of Bob Tarte’s six fussy cats like your style, you’ll have an answer in an upcoming installment of Ask6Cats.

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